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January 15 - Posted Not content with American designed autos- the company tricks out in style with the icon of british spy mobiles.

August 22 - Posted Murdoch's Secret Fox news sector still- employed shadow network plainclothsmen save Teapublicans millions by implanting hypnotic "president's analyst" type device in senate republicans similar to martain sci-fi movies -ingenious mind-melting trick now working in several states without cable; iowa and portions of south central wisconsin... Narrated by ghost of CIA Laugh-in spokesman Gary Owens baraboo/cross plains area only

January 14 - Posted CSI's Studies in Intelligence (unclassified edition, Fall-Winter 1969, No. 11)

January 03 - Posted updated on friday Tiny magenta letters become hard to read and text becomes more like art in this latest edition ....( Unique magenta video blog becomes popluar format for use on abandoned pay-per-view cable servers.

undisclosed progress date - Posted Outsourcing Handbook of intelligence Statistics, agent cost reduction/gadget development and low-cost Propaganda research-(the great dome society).

January 16th - Posted Press Release announcing the release of an unclassified summary of a new National Intelligence Estimate (NIE) on Foreign movie influences and the buying trends created by french commercial ads through 2015.

January 2 - Posted Prosser Press Release announcing the release of an unclassified technology resurfacing as consumer cable modem applications. 1974 military patent finally used in initial midwest rollouts Dual Four- barrell carbs mounted in Utah highway patrol cars now winning regular heats in the 2013 hemi hotlaps for safety..

January 9 - Posted Foreign Missile Developments and the 42nd birthday celebration of the Ballistic Missile and Global Humanitarian Emergencies: Trends and Projections, Outer Space Report reports.

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